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The After Movie Diner
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I Am A Vigilante Man
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Packed up my ol' junker
said good bye to Pennsylvania
Headed west like the muppets
in the first muppets movie
going to take Hollywood by storm
I don't expect that it will take me long
I can't wait till these studio heads
get a load of little ol' me!
along the way I'll take in the sights
despite the danger I'll camp out at nights
I'll find this American dream
in the bottom of this cereal box
and when I get there LA will be fine
They'll put my name next to the Hollywood sign
it's not like this east coast boy
just crawled out from under a pile of rocks
but if all else fails
and I'm left chasing my tail
I won't let the bastards
grind me down
the whole of this fading city
can't keep up with me
I'm going digital
the timing it is pivotal
So long suckers I will see you around!
I'll create a brave new world for myself
blogging can be great for your health
on the internet is where I can be found!
I met my fair share
of the ones with the perfect hair
and the teeth that could blind a man
with a hundred eyes
I hob-nobbed with celebs
made sure I had no regrets
who wants to have city limits
when the only one I have is the sky!
and when all else fails
I can still tell the tale
of the time I didn't let the bastards
grind me down
I'll wipe this behind the times place
off my bearded face
I'm going digital
the timing it is pivotal
So long suckers I will see you around!
I'll create a brave new world for myself
blogging can be great for your health
on the internet is where I can be found!
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Ode to Cleopatra Wong
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After Show Party
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Megaforce (the musical)
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70s Sci-Fi
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Werner Herzog
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The Statham Song
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All music and lyrics are written and performed by Jon Cross
All songs arranged and produced by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner
Copyright Om/No Productions Music 2014
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Memories of Misty
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Isn't It A Pity
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Diner's Ditties New York, New York
This is the music from the After Movie Diner, a comedy and film based podcast.
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